REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING
THIS ACTUALLY REALLY PISSES ME OFF, WHAT THE HELL THATS A TERRIBLE TEACHER ALSO THE FONT SHOULD BE THINNER AND LIGHTER TO SAVE MONEY ON PRINTER INK
My English teacher gave every one awards today because it was the last day of school and this was mine…
WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS I WILL MURDER YUOU
Things I Miss In Comics: Peter Parker
Back before he was played by Kermit the Frog
Cubone Poke’dex entry:
Cubone pines for the mother it will never see again. Seeing a likeness of its mother in the full moon, it cries. The stains on the skull the Pokémon wears are made by the tears it sheds.
Phantump Poke’dex entry:
According to old tales, these Pokémon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died while lost in the forest.
-by BreakingReflections (aka blankpagemod)
Weird. It’s almost like people who do not get pregnant don’t even need abortions.
IN OTHER NEWS WATER IS WET
IN RELATED NEWS: SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN THAT THE EARTH REVOLVES AROUND THE SUN.
NOW OVER TO JIM WITH THE SPORTS REPORT
“WELL BOB IT APPEARS BASKETBALL IS INDEED PLAYED WITH A BASKET. AND A BALL.”
TODAY, UNDER A FUCKING ROCK UNIVERSITY’S DEPARTMENT OF REALLY OBVIOUS SHIT PUBLISHED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED “THAT’S HOW IT FUCKING WORKS, YOU FUCKING DIPSHITS” IN THE JOURNAL OF THINGS I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU FOR GODDAMN FREE. AMERICAN POPULACE AWAITS A LAYMAN’S INTERPRETATION.
^ The snark and rage is strong with this one.
It has been brought to my attention that I look like Carrie Kelley aka the Robin nobody talks about due to consistency.
All I need is a cape, awesome sunglasses, and gloves.
Not to mention acrobatic and martial arts skills. No I cannot take good pics of myself.